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Hi, I'm Emily Louise

and I like little spoons in both the snuggling and the tiny silverware sense.

oh come on. 

oh come on. 

oh hey there, happy year of the dragon to you

oh hey there, happy year of the dragon to you

The NYT on Why Packers Fans Rule

The phone rang well after midnight in the Sports department. It was January 2008, and the Giants had beaten the Packers in overtime in the N.F.C. championship game.

A Packers fan was on the line, calling from a bar, after having had a few.

But he wasn’t angry. He was calling to congratulate the Giants and Giants fans. He said the Giants had won fair and square, had won the line of scrimmage, and on behalf of friends at the bar and of Packers fans, he wanted to wish the team well.

(He made a joke about not being so kind if the Vikings had beaten the Packers.)

Nothing like that phone call had happened in my time in our office and hasn’t happened since.

From the post titled “Are Green Bay Fans the NFL’s Classiest?”

hauling so many things right now

"The Internet also makes it extraordinarily difficult for me to focus. One small break to look up exactly how almond milk is made, and four hours later I’m reading about the Donner Party and texting all my friends: “DID YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THE DONNER PARTY AND HOW MESSED UP THAT WAS? TEXT ME BACK SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT!"
- Mindy Kaling, from her book, “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?” 
austinkleon:

Louis CK’s PayPal screen, and what he’s going with the money. To quote @mulegirl: “Attention social media strategists and marketers. This is what authenticity looks like. You can’t fake it.”

How cool. Louie also recently did a Q&A session on reddit that felt really genuine and so of course was hilarious. You can read highlights from that here.

austinkleon:

Louis CK’s PayPal screen, and what he’s going with the money. To quote @mulegirl: “Attention social media strategists and marketers. This is what authenticity looks like. You can’t fake it.”

How cool. Louie also recently did a Q&A session on reddit that felt really genuine and so of course was hilarious. You can read highlights from that here.

(via soupsoup)

Felicity, In a Nutshell

  • Ben: hey
  • Felicity: hey
kimjongildroppingthebass:

kim droppin’ with daft punk

kimjongildroppingthebass:

kim droppin’ with daft punk

"To be honest, in retail, it’s easy to get cynical about the holidays, because you’re kind of grinding it out when everybody else is having family time … It’s really encouraging to see this side of Christmas again."
- Anonymous donors pay strangers’ layaway accounts, a lovely and real-life Christmas story
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

springsteen singing santa claus is coming to town: arguably the best christmas song ever

Mmm, bacon

h/t @samteller

this blog is still hilarious to me. 
animalstalkinginallcaps:

I WANT TO KISS YOU!
I WANT TO KISS YOU TOO!
HOW DO WE DO THAT?
I’M NOT SURE!
UGH! WHY ARE OUR FACES MADE OUT OF BANANAS?
BECAUSE WE WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS WITH LIPS!
EXCELLENT POINT! YOU ARE VERY SMART!
THANK YOU! LET’S MASH BANANAS!

this blog is still hilarious to me. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I WANT TO KISS YOU!

I WANT TO KISS YOU TOO!

HOW DO WE DO THAT?

I’M NOT SURE!

UGH! WHY ARE OUR FACES MADE OUT OF BANANAS?

BECAUSE WE WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS WITH LIPS!

EXCELLENT POINT! YOU ARE VERY SMART!

THANK YOU! LET’S MASH BANANAS!

"I’m like Costco - I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you to not like me."
- Cam, Modern Family 
today in things you find outside your door, shanghai edition

today in things you find outside your door, shanghai edition